Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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