lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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