Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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