Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
