just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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