I'm eating all of the evidence.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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