i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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