The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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