What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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