I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she pinky promised me she was 18
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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