summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
not ubering you a puppy
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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