STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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