just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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