We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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