so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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