i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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