Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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