Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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