i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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