no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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