are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
