Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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