i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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