You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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