just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just had sex on a roof
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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