But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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