i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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