scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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