There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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