She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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