That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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