i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're breaking my sexual little heart
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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