Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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