apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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