8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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