Me too!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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