That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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