You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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