I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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