He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
