Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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