Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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