he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she told me i tasted like america
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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