i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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