just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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