I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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