He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
