So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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