i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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