How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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