I think im going to throw up on grandma
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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