We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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