did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I am available for nakedness
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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