Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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