idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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